Questo non sarà esilarante ma dovrebbe far riflettere...credo sia il peggior player che abbia mai incontrato...
Mazzo pessimo, giocate pessime, errori sia regolamentari che di furberia, pochissimo socievole...
Un invito a tutti...se trovate gente così, per favore, aiutateli che mi sa che ne hanno bisogno...e non lo dico pensando di essere un fenomeno...ma un minimo cavolo...
Zarped rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die
Makeil rolled a 15, using a 20 sided die
Zarped shuffles library
Inizia "a bomba" senza nenache provare un timido "hi"
Zarped plays Swamp from Hand
<Zarped> End my turn
Makeil plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
Makeil puts Swamp into play from Library
Makeil plays Plagued Rusalka from Hand
<Makeil> End my turn
Zarped plays Plains from Hand
<Zarped> End my turn
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Makeil taps Plagued Rusalka
dopo circa 30 secondi di sienzio...
<Makeil> attack
<Zarped> Ok
Zarped's life total is now 19 (-1)
Makeil plays Kataki, War's Wage from Hand
<Makeil> End my turn
<Zarped> Wait!
<Zarped> Wait!
<Zarped> Wait!
<Zarped> Wait!
<Makeil> Ok
<Zarped> you dont have 2 lans in his turn
<Makeil> why?
<Makeil> i play land in 2nd main phase
<Zarped> as sacado dos
Makeil puts Bloodstained Mire into play from Graveyard
<Makeil> fetch land...
<Zarped>
lnads 1 phase only
passi il non conoscere la funzione delle fetch ma vorrebbe dire che posso giocare terra solo in prima main phase?
<Makeil> sacrifice and put in play land
Zarped plays Forest from Hand
Zarped plays [card]Rend Flesh [/card] from Hand
<Makeil> non spirit
Zarped puts Rend Flesh to Hand from Play
<Makeil> kataki is spirit
Zarped plays [card]Rune of Protection: Red [/card] from Hand
Passi il giocare main deck sta roba ma dopo che ho giocato solo terre nero/bianco lo metti in campo anzichè ciclarlo?
<Zarped> End my turn
Makeil taps Plagued Rusalka
Makeil taps Kataki, War's Wage
Zarped's life total is now 16 (-3)
Makeil plays Mishra's Factory from Hand
<Makeil> End my turn
Zarped plays Swamp from Hand
Zarped plays Diabolic Tutor from Hand
<Makeil> Ok
Zarped is looking top 50 cards of its Biblioteca...
dopo circa 90 secondi...
<Zarped> Thinking
dopo altri 90 secondi...
Zarped puts card to Hand from Library
<Zarped> End my turn
Makeil taps Plagued Rusalka
Makeil taps Kataki, War's Wage
Makeil taps Mishra's Factory
dopo circa 20 secondi in attack phase
Zarped's life total is now 11 (-5)
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
si arrabbia pure...
Makeil plays Cabal Therapy from Hand
<Makeil> Ok?
<Zarped> Ok
<Makeil> rend flesh
Zarped plays Rend Flesh from Hand
<Zarped> Ok
<Makeil>
show me your hand
Zarped puts Rend Flesh to Graveyard from Play
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> ya
<Makeil>
target player REVEAL his hand
Zarped plays Rune of Protection: Black from Hand
Zarped plays Rune of Protection: Blue from Hand
Zarped plays Helium Squirter from Hand
Zarped plays Regress from Hand
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
Zarped puts Regress to Hand from Play
Zarped puts Helium Squirter to Hand from Play
Zarped puts Rune of Protection: Blue to Hand from Play
<Makeil> Wait!
<Makeil> Wait!
<Makeil> Wait!
Zarped puts Rune of Protection: Black to Hand from Play
<Makeil>
i want see
<Zarped> you see
Zarped plays Helium Squirter from Hand
Zarped plays Regress from Hand
Zarped plays Rune of Protection: Black from Hand
Zarped plays Rune of Protection: Blue from Hand
Zarped puts Rune of Protection: Black to Hand from Play
Zarped puts Rune of Protection: Blue to Hand from Play
Zarped puts Regress to Hand from Play
Zarped puts Helium Squirter to Hand from Play
<Zarped> Ok
cioè devo chiedergli 3 volte di mostrarmi la mano per almeno 4-5 secondi anzichè nasconderla subito...
<Makeil> End my turn
Zarped plays Rune of Protection: Black from Hand
<Zarped> End my turn
Makeil taps Plagued Rusalka
Makeil taps Kataki, War's Wage
Makeil taps Mishra's Factory
Zarped taps Forest
anzichè pianura per proteggersi da rusalka ma vabbè...
<Makeil> End my turn
Zarped taps Swamp
Zarped taps Plains
Zarped taps Forest
Zarped plays Mortify from Hand
Makeil puts Kataki, War's Wage to Graveyard from Play
<Zarped> End my turn
<Makeil> EOT
Makeil plays Extirpate from Hand
<Makeil> mortify
Zarped puts Mortify into play from Graveyard
<Zarped> Ok?
Zarped puts Mortify to RFG from Play
<Makeil> remove mortify from your hand and from your library
Zarped puts Mortify
to Hand from RFG
Fantastico gli dico di rimuovere e lui la mette in mano...
<Zarped> Ok?
<Makeil> remove from the game all mortify cards from your deck
Zarped puts a card
on top of Library from Hand
Invece di rimuover mette in cima...
<Makeil> ALL
<Zarped> Ok?
<Makeil> READ!
<Makeil> REMOVE ALL CARD NAMED MoRTIFY
<Zarped> 1
<Makeil> only 1?
<Zarped> yes
Chiedo scusa mi sono scaldato ma sembrava mi prendesse in giro...(mono mortify?)
Makeil taps Plagued Rusalka
Makeil taps Mishra's Factory
Zarped taps Swamp
Zarped's life total is now 5 (-2)
<Zarped> Ok?
<Makeil> you must pay white mana not black mana
Zarped untaps Plains
Zarped taps Plains
Zarped untaps Plains
Zarped taps Plains
Zarped untaps Plains
Zarped taps Plains
Zarped untaps Plains
Zarped taps Plains
Zarped untaps Plains
Zarped taps Plains
<Zarped> Ok?
Bel trucco per farmi credere di aver tappato bene...peccato che venga tutto loggato e glielo faccio notare...
<Makeil> you tap plain for play mortify
<Makeil> you have only swamp untapped
<Zarped> Ok
Zarped untaps Swamp
<Makeil> End my turn
Zarped draws a card
Zarped draws a card
<Makeil> Wait!
<Makeil> why do you draw 2 card this turn?
Zarped puts Mortify to RFG from Hand
Beccato...basta con sto mortify!!!
Zarped plays [card]Magus of the Candelabra [/card]from Hand
<Zarped> End my turn
<Zarped> Wait!
<Zarped> Wait!
<Zarped> Wait!
<Zarped> Wait!
Zarped taps Magus of the Candelabra
Zarped taps Swamp
Zarped taps Plains
Zarped taps Forest
Zarped taps Swamp
Tappa X terre e vorrebbe tappare le mie...
<Makeil> you cant't
<Makeil> magus haven't haste
<Zarped> hability
<Makeil> for play ability of that card you must control that card from start of your turn
<Zarped> Ok
<Makeil> and ability say UNTAP not TAP
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
<Zarped> Ok
Mamma mia...incredibile...
Makeil taps Plagued Rusalka
Makeil taps Mishra's Factory
Blocca Mishra con magus...
<Zarped>
died
<Makeil> magus is destroyed
<Makeil> why?
Zarped taps Plains
<Makeil> power of magus is 1...my thhoughness is 2
<Zarped> and you
<Makeil> End my turn
Zarped plays Hickory Woodlot from Hand
<Zarped> End my turn
Makeil taps Plagued Rusalka
Makeil taps Mishra's Factory
Makeil taps Mishra's Factory
<System> Player Lost
Ovviamente...e dire che non avevo quittato solo per provare ad aiutarlo un po'...che gente...
@ Dark Ligh+
Cita:
Ero lockato come un palo in culo. Lui forse poteva vincere, ma poi accade l'immaginabile.
Addirittura?
"Mamma aiuto l'uomo nero non ha girato la briscola!"
Ma veramente c'è gente che fa ste cose (tra l'altro come si è visto sbagliate) per poter poi scrivere sul messaggio "Win 576609786048 lose 1"?
Non lo capirei nenache se fosse in ballo una notte con miss Universo... [/quote]