Lucio ti stimo,la storiella su garfield e compagnia bella (stephen menendian >>>>> all) mi ha fatto morire.

MA non capisco na cosa...king cock è un giocatore serio che si diverte a aczzarare o un altro sephirot?

LTU Team

<New Game: waiting for opponent>
The_Game shuffles library
<The_Game> I am ready.
The_Game draws 0 cards
King Cock shuffles library
<King Cock> I am ready.
King Cock draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
King Cock's Security Code: 34F62FC4 [???]
The_Game's Security Code: C6891D84 [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (The_Game)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
King Cock shuffles library
<King Cock> hi hhh
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
<New Game: waiting for opponent>
The_Game shuffles library
<The_Game> I am ready.
The_Game draws 0 cards
The_Game rolled a 20, using a 20 sided die
<The_Game> pl
The_Game shuffles library
The_Game shuffles library
The_Game shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
<King Cock> I am ready.
King Cock draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
King Cock's Security Code: 34F62FC4 [???]
The_Game's Security Code: 88971D2C [???]
It is now turn 1 (The_Game)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
King Cock shuffles library
The_Game shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
The_Game draws 7 cards
King Cock takes a mulligan
<The_Game> kp
<King Cock> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
The_Game plays Mox Ruby from Hand
The_Game plays Flooded Strand from Hand
<The_Game> End my turn
It is now turn 2 (King Cock)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
King Cock draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
King Cock plays Underground Sea from Hand
King Cock plays Lotus Petal from Hand
King Cock taps Underground Sea
King Cock plays Duress from Hand
The_Game taps Flooded Strand
The_Game puts Flooded Strand to Graveyard from Play
The_Game's life total is now 19 (-1)
The_Game is looking its Library...
The_Game puts Island into play from Library
The_Game shuffles library
The_Game stops looking its Library...
The_Game taps Island
The_Game plays Ancestral Recall from Hand
<King Cock> k
<King Cock> ...
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game puts Ancestral Recall to Graveyard from Play
The_Game plays Mox Jet from Hand
The_Game plays Island from Hand
The_Game plays Repeal from Hand
The_Game plays Red Elemental Blast from Hand
The_Game plays Thirst for Knowledge from Hand
The_Game plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
The_Game plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
The_Game puts Thirst for Knowledge to Graveyard from Play
The_Game puts Mox Sapphire to Hand from Play
The_Game puts Mox Jet to Hand from Play
The_Game puts Island to Hand from Play
The_Game puts Repeal to Hand from Play
The_Game puts Red Elemental Blast to Hand from Play
The_Game puts Bloodstained Mire to Hand from Play
King Cock puts Duress to Graveyard from Play
King Cock taps Lotus Petal
King Cock puts Lotus Petal to Graveyard from Play
King Cock plays Ponder from Hand
<King Cock> Ok?
<The_Game> Ok
King Cock is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
King Cock stops looking its Library...
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock draws a card
King Cock puts Ponder to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<King Cock> pass
It is now turn 3 (The_Game)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
The_Game untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
The_Game draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
The_Game plays Island from Hand
The_Game plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
The_Game plays Mox Jet from Hand
The_Game taps Mox Ruby
The_Game taps Mox Jet
The_Game plays Painter's Servant from Hand
<The_Game> Ok?
<King Cock> k
<King Cock> ...
<The_Game> End my turn
<King Cock> noob edeck
It is now turn 4 (King Cock)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
King Cock untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
King Cock draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
King Cock plays Island from Hand
King Cock taps Underground Sea
King Cock plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<King Cock> Ok?
<The_Game> Thinking
<The_Game> Ok
King Cock taps Island
King Cock plays Timetwister from Hand
<King Cock> Ok?
<The_Game> Thinking
<The_Game> Ok
King Cock puts Dark Ritual to Graveyard from Play
King Cock puts Timetwister to Graveyard from Play
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
The_Game puts a card on top of Library from Hand
The_Game puts a card on top of Library from Hand
The_Game puts a card on top of Library from Hand
The_Game puts Flooded Strand into play from Graveyard
King Cock puts Dark Ritual to Hand from Graveyard
King Cock puts Ponder to Hand from Graveyard
The_Game puts Thirst for Knowledge into play from Graveyard
King Cock puts Lotus Petal to Hand from Graveyard
The_Game puts Ancestral Recall into play from Graveyard
King Cock puts Duress to Hand from Graveyard
The_Game puts a Thirst for Knowledge on top of Library from Play
The_Game puts a Flooded Strand on top of Library from Play
The_Game puts a Ancestral Recall on top of Library from Play
The_Game shuffles library
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
The_Game shuffles library
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
The_Game draws 7 cards
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<King Cock> Ok?
<The_Game> Wait!
The_Game taps Island
The_Game taps Island
The_Game taps Mox Sapphire
The_Game plays Thirst for Knowledge from Hand
<King Cock> k
Painter's Servant's note changed: blue
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game plays Painter's Servant from Hand
The_Game puts Painter's Servant to Graveyard from Play
The_Game puts Thirst for Knowledge to Graveyard from Play
<The_Game> Ok
King Cock plays Necropotence from Hand
King Cock puts Dark Ritual to Graveyard from Play
<The_Game> Ok
<King Cock> put aside 11
<The_Game> Ok
King Cock draws 11 cards
King Cock plays Flooded Strand from Hand
King Cock plays Island from Hand
King Cock plays Duress from Hand
King Cock plays Duress from Hand
King Cock plays Yawgmoth's Bargain from Hand
King Cock plays Dark Confidant from Hand
King Cock puts Yawgmoth's Bargain to RFG from Play
King Cock puts Flooded Strand to RFG from Play
King Cock puts Island to RFG from Play
King Cock puts Duress to RFG from Play
King Cock puts Duress to RFG from Play
King Cock puts Dark Confidant to RFG from Play
<King Cock> Thinking
King Cock puts Sol Ring to RFG from Hand
King Cock puts Mystical Tutor to RFG from Hand
King Cock puts Duress to RFG from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<King Cock> pass
It is now turn 5 (The_Game)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
The_Game untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
The_Game draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
The_Game plays Volcanic Island from Hand
The_Game plays Black Lotus from Hand
The_Game taps Black Lotus
The_Game puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
The_Game taps Mox Jet
The_Game plays Accumulated Knowledge from Hand
<King Cock> k
The_Game draws a card
The_Game puts Accumulated Knowledge to Graveyard from Play
The_Game taps Mox Sapphire
The_Game plays Accumulated Knowledge from Hand
<King Cock> k
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game puts Accumulated Knowledge to Graveyard from Play
The_Game plays Brainstorm from Hand
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game puts a card on top of Library from Hand
The_Game puts a card on top of Library from Hand
The_Game puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
The_Game taps Volcanic Island
The_Game plays Ponder from Hand
<King Cock> k
The_Game puts Ponder to Graveyard from Play
The_Game is looking top 4 cards of its Library...
The_Game stops looking its Library...
The_Game is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
The_Game stops looking its Library...
The_Game shuffles library
The_Game shuffles library
The_Game draws a card
The_Game taps Mox Ruby
The_Game plays Grindstone from Hand
The_Game taps Island
<King Cock> k
The_Game taps Island
The_Game plays Time Walk from Hand
<King Cock> ...
<King Cock> expert
<King Cock> very expert
<King Cock> ...
<King Cock> go noob
The_Game puts Time Walk to Graveyard from Play
The_Game untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
The_Game draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
The_Game plays Tolarian Academy from Hand
The_Game taps Tolarian Academy
The_Game plays Ancestral Recall from Hand
<King Cock> k
The_Game puts Ancestral Recall to Graveyard from Play
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game plays Thirst for Knowledge from Hand
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game draws a card
The_Game plays Grindstone from Hand
The_Game puts Thirst for Knowledge to Graveyard from Play
The_Game puts Grindstone to Graveyard from Play
The_Game taps Island
The_Game plays Mystic Remora from Hand
The_Game taps Island
The_Game taps Mox Ruby
<King Cock> ...
The_Game taps Mox Sapphire
The_Game taps Mox Jet
The_Game plays Repeal from Hand
King Cock puts Necropotence to Hand from Play
The_Game draws a card
The_Game puts Repeal to Graveyard from Play
The_Game taps Volcanic Island
The_Game plays Grindstone from Hand
<The_Game> End my turn
<The_Game> go noob
<King Cock> token
It is now turn 6 (King Cock)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
King Cock untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
King Cock draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
King Cock plays Mox Emerald from Hand
King Cock plays Mox Jet from Hand
King Cock taps Island
King Cock taps Mox Emerald
King Cock plays Time Walk from Hand
<King Cock> noob
The_Game plays Force of Will from Hand
The_Game puts Intuition to RFG from Hand
<King Cock> Thinking
The_Game draws a card
King Cock taps Underground Sea
King Cock plays Ancestral Recall from Hand
<The_Game> Ok
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock puts Ancestral Recall to Graveyard from Play
King Cock puts Time Walk to Graveyard from Play
King Cock taps Mox Jet
King Cock plays Dark Ritual from Hand
King Cock puts Dark Ritual to Graveyard from Play
The_Game puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
King Cock plays Mana Crypt from Hand
King Cock plays Polluted Delta from Hand
King Cock taps Polluted Delta
King Cock puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
King Cock's life total is now 19 (-1)
King Cock is looking its Library...
<The_Game> Ok?
<The_Game> Wait!
<The_Game> Wait!
King Cock puts Underground Sea into play from Library
<The_Game> how many spell?
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock stops looking its Library...
<King Cock> bo
<The_Game> contale
<The_Game> e vai a men 11
<King Cock> ?
<The_Game> necro?
<The_Game> forse?
King Cock's life total is now 9 (-10)
King Cock's life total is now 8 (-1)
<King Cock> ma piantala
<King Cock> d fare il figo
<King Cock> k apro la faccia
<King Cock> pivello
King Cock plays Tinker from Hand
King Cock taps Mana Crypt
King Cock taps Underground Sea
King Cock puts Mana Crypt to Graveyard from Play
<The_Game> nn sono io che fico noob al primo che capita
King Cock puts Tinker to Graveyard from Play
<King Cock> nn al primo
<King Cock> k capita
<King Cock> al primo noob k capita
The_Game draws a card
<King Cock>
<King Cock> noob
<King Cock> no
King Cock is looking its Library...
King Cock puts Memory Jar into play from Library
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock stops looking its Library...
King Cock shuffles library
King Cock shuffles library
<The_Game> Ok
King Cock taps Memory Jar
The_Game plays a facedown card from Hand
The_Game plays a facedown card from Hand
The_Game plays a facedown card from Hand
The_Game plays a facedown card from Hand
The_Game plays a facedown card from Hand
The_Game plays a facedown card from Hand
The_Game plays a facedown card from Hand
King Cock plays a facedown card from Hand
King Cock plays a facedown card from Hand
King Cock plays a facedown card from Hand
King Cock plays a facedown card from Hand
King Cock puts Memory Jar to Graveyard from Play
The_Game draws 7 cards
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock plays Mox Pearl from Hand
King Cock plays Underground Sea from Hand
King Cock taps Underground Sea
King Cock plays Brainstorm from Hand
<The_Game> Wait!
<King Cock> oddio
<The_Game> hai già giocato terra
<King Cock> k noon
<King Cock> si ne ho giocate
<King Cock> 15
<King Cock> noob d merda
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
King Cock draws a card
<The_Game> suca
King Cock puts Brainstorm to Graveyard from Play
<The_Game> nerd
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
King Cock puts a card on top of Library from Hand
<The_Game> fatti
<The_Game> una vita
King Cock taps Mox Pearl
King Cock plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<The_Game> e impara a giocare
King Cock plays Duress from Hand
King Cock plays Tendrils of Agony from Hand
<King Cock> te
<King Cock> fatti
<King Cock> 1 vita
<King Cock> figlio
<The_Game> prima di andare a dire in giro noob
<King Cock> d troia
<King Cock> essere amorfo
<King Cock> senza 1 vita sociale
<King Cock> succhiami
<The_Game> tanto ti sputtano
<King Cock> il cazzo
<King Cock> e leccami le palle
<King Cock> cm fa tua madre
<King Cock> cretino d merda
<King Cock> si sputtanami
<The_Game> bravo...
<The_Game> clap
<King Cock> cm faccio io tt le sere cn tua mamma
<The_Game> clap
<King Cock> grazie
<The_Game> complimenti
<King Cock> se mi vedessi
<King Cock> mi sto inchinando
<The_Game> veramente un tipo con stile
<King Cock> uomo d alta levatura morale
<King Cock> quale sn
<King Cock> nn essere inetto
<The_Game> ma se ti chiami re cazzo ma smettila
<King Cock> e mongoplettico cm te
<King Cock> xk
<King Cock> ce l ho
<King Cock> piu gorsso
<King Cock> d tutti
<The_Game> sisi.. come no...
<King Cock> nn è colpa mia
<King Cock> anzi
<King Cock> si è colpa mia
<King Cock> xk sn 1 essere
<King Cock> superiore
<King Cock> k cm rubber
<The_Game> si...
<King Cock> d one piece
<King Cock> puo allungare
<King Cock> il cazzo
<King Cock> quanto vuole
<The_Game> che nerd che sei
<The_Game> mi fai pena
<King Cock> infatti
<King Cock> tua madre
<King Cock> è sempre
<King Cock> soddisfatta
<King Cock> e dille k doma 2 cent
<King Cock> glieli lascio
<King Cock> cosi t compa
<The_Game> cmq... fatto sta che hai sucato...
<King Cock> le ultra noob
<King Cock> le bustine
<King Cock> adatte
<King Cock> ai noob cm te
<King Cock> k succhiano
<King Cock> ogni partita
<The_Game> sisi cambia discorso
<The_Game> rosicone
<King Cock> e k hanno ormai
<King Cock> probl
<King Cock> d asma
<King Cock> si minkia quanto
<King Cock> rosico
<King Cock> sai
<King Cock> io quando
<King Cock> nn vinco
<King Cock> 1 partita
<King Cock> su mws
<King Cock> sai k faccio
<The_Game> lo stai facendo
<King Cock> vado in bagno
<King Cock> cn tua mamma
<King Cock> mi faccia succhiare
<King Cock> il cazzo
<King Cock> glielo metto
<King Cock> 1 po nel culo
<King Cock> e poi mi taglio 1 vena alla volta
<King Cock> e faccio
<King Cock> dei riti punk satanici
<King Cock> pezzo d rincoglionito
<The_Game> che coglione che sei...
<The_Game> mi fai quasi pena
<King Cock> ma fatti te 1 vita sociale
<King Cock> ma te mi fai pena
<The_Game> se hai bisogno di aiuto dimmelo
<The_Game> ti mando qualcuno
<King Cock> gagnetto del cazzo
<King Cock> no
<King Cock> ho bisogno dell aiuto
<King Cock> delle donne cm tua madre
<King Cock> mi basta e avanza
<King Cock> noob
<King Cock> d merda
<King Cock> mmm
<King Cock> ma scs
<King Cock> visto
<King Cock> k sei 1 essere
<King Cock> privo d vita
<King Cock> sociale
<King Cock> e k pensa
<King Cock> k 1 nn se ne fa 1 ragione
<The_Game> ... secondo me sei solo un essere depresso dalla sessualità evidentemente repressa.. che passa le giornate a farsi figo al pc e poi la sera nn ha con chi uscire
<King Cock> se perde
<King Cock> su mws
<King Cock> te lo prendi 1 po nel culo
<King Cock> cosi sei apposto
<King Cock> guarda
<King Cock> io nn sn depresso
<King Cock> 2 nn faccio
<King Cock> il figo ma sn figo
<The_Game> ... nn mi abbasso neanche ad offenderti
<The_Game> mi fai solo pena
<King Cock> il piu bel smazzatore k c sia
<King Cock> 3
<King Cock> o cn chi uscire
<King Cock> infa tra poco
<King Cock> vado a mang
<The_Game> si certo l'importante è essere convinti
<King Cock> fuori cn la donna
<King Cock> no
<King Cock> l importante
<King Cock> è essere
<King Cock> consapevole
<The_Game> si.. donna...come no
<King Cock> d quale sia la realtà
<King Cock> be sai caro
<King Cock> mio
<King Cock> io nn dedico
<King Cock> tt la mia vita a giocare cn deri
<King Cock> pezzi d figurina
<King Cock> o a fare
<King Cock> il diplomatico
<King Cock> su mws
<King Cock> ...
<The_Game> sono fidanzato da tre anni è ho un figlio coglione
<King Cock> ho d meglio da fatre
<King Cock> minkia k uomo
<King Cock> carcerato
<King Cock> bello
<King Cock> poteer
<King Cock> dire
<King Cock> a tuo figlio
<King Cock> fantomatico
<King Cock> k penso
<King Cock> avrai chiamato
<The_Game> si se vedessi la mia ragazza nn lo diresti almeno io sono schiavo di una donna nn di uno schermo e di un mouse
<King Cock> noobchiorre
<King Cock> k giochi cn le figutine il gg k glielo dirai sarà fiero d te
<King Cock> eh si intanto
<King Cock> la tua donna
<King Cock> mentre tu parli qui cn me
<King Cock> chissà dov è
<King Cock> io sarei lo schermo
<King Cock> del pc?
<The_Game> cazzone vai a farti una sega così ti passa un poì di nercoso
<King Cock> *schiavo
<King Cock> e tu dove sei cn la tua donna?
<King Cock> k prob manco
<King Cock> nn esiste cretino
<King Cock> il nervoso
<King Cock> a casa mia
<King Cock> si chiama necroso
<King Cock> te guarda nel tuo mazzo
<King Cock> dovresti giocare
<King Cock> la tua carta
<The_Game> ...vabbè ci vediamo su tipo1 se ti interessa
<King Cock> simbolo
<King Cock> la necroimpotenza
<King Cock> mmm
<King Cock> su tipo1
<King Cock> ah si
<King Cock> il sito
<King Cock> dei noob
<King Cock> dove
<King Cock> passi
<King Cock> tt la giornata
<The_Game> si certo...
<King Cock> tu uomo
<King Cock> sposato
<King Cock> cn 1 figlio
<King Cock> k gioca alle figutine
<King Cock> k prob nn lavora e vende carte
<King Cock> minkia
<The_Game> ma scusa invece di rompere la minchia a me perchè nn te ne vai a fanculo?
<King Cock> tu si k hai 1 vita invidiabile
<King Cock> mmm
<The_Game> e poi chi ha parlato di essere sposato? lamer...
<King Cock> andare a fanculo
<King Cock> mm
<King Cock> no guarda t lascio and a te
<King Cock> k ne hai piu bisogno
<King Cock> visto k sei 1 noob
<King Cock> meglio
<King Cock> x la tua "donna"
<King Cock> se nn sei sposato
<King Cock> poveretta
<King Cock> deve essere depressa
<King Cock> a stare cn 1 cm te
<The_Game> ciao... e fatti un joint che dalla vita hai solo da imparare
<King Cock> ma tuo figlio èdavvero tuo?
<King Cock> me lo faccio stase
<King Cock> nn temere
<King Cock> 1 po d erba
<King Cock> e quando riderò
<King Cock> mi ricorderò d te
<King Cock> xk
<King Cock> sei
<King Cock> 1 pagliaccio
<King Cock> nn pox k ridere
<King Cock> c era 1 carta d yu gi oh
<King Cock> k mi ricorda te
<King Cock> si chiama il clown stupido
<The_Game> ciao io stacco se tu vuoi continuare a parlare col tuo amico pc fai pure lui ci sarà sempre...
<King Cock> prob c assomigli pure
<System> Session Lost
<System> Disconnected

LOL spero nn sia quello che ho visto in qualche sito...

Referenze:aj,harklel,madlucas,bobo,B3rSerK,Odish,catone,skazzo,kloud,alberto bertinetti,frengus,tekno,nicoberserk,luirgarz,SUGHETTO,davids525,akenathon, noise,Ivan Iv,erdjinn.

pero la NECRO-IMPOTENZA è carina come battuta o almeno io non l'avevo mai sentita prima

[card]Necro-Impotence[/card]

scusate non ho mai visto quelle edizioni, anche se mi hanno detto che draftarle è divertentissimo

Bé ancora una volta il re ha dimostrato tutta la sua superiorità...

Il re è un giocatore serissimo, solo che non è un giocatore è il re dei giocatori o meglio qualche cosa di ancor più... è come un entità trascendente...

altro log decisamente pregevole, complimenti mio re

eh si... complimenti......

Ma looooooooooool

Sciao

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Vi prego queste partite ho sculato l'impossibile, l'oppo alla fine si è arreso Smile


0.00.00 [Lillo] <Lillo> hello
0.00.01 [Joe] Joe shuffles library
0.00.02 [Joe] Joe rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die
0.00.03 [Lillo] Lillo rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die

0.00.20 [Joe] Joe plays Library of Alexandria from Hand

0.00.30 [Lillo] Lillo draws a card
0.00.30 [Lillo] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0.00.37 [Lillo] Lillo plays Mana Crypt from Hand
0.00.41 [Joe] <Joe> Ok
0.00.45 [Lillo] Mana Crypt's note changed: tails dmg
0.00.50 [Lillo] Lillo plays Mox Pearl from Hand
0.00.53 [Joe] <Joe> Ok
0.01.01 [Lillo] Lillo taps Mana Crypt
0.01.02 [Lillo] Lillo taps Mox Pearl
0.01.04 [Lillo] Lillo plays Crucible of Worlds from Hand
0.01.06 [Joe] <Joe> Ok
0.01.09 [Lillo] Lillo plays Chalice of the Void from Hand
0.01.11 [Joe] <Joe> Ok
0.01.15 [Lillo] Chalice of the Void's note changed: zero
0.01.16 [Lillo] Lillo plays Wasteland from Hand
0.01.18 [Lillo] Lillo taps Wasteland
0.01.21 [Joe] <Joe> Wow...
0.01.26 [Lillo] Lillo puts Wasteland to Graveyard from Play
0.01.32 [Joe] Joe puts Library of Alexandria to Graveyard from Play
0.01.34 [Lillo] <Lillo> End my turn
0.01.36 [Joe] <Joe> Scoop.
0.01.42 [Joe] <Joe> G2.


Secondo Game


Io apparecchio con loto imperial e confidant, calice a zero e ws trini Lol

Lui fa circa 5 o 6 pescate di library , alla fine aveva un'isola e la library e un needle su wasta.

Mi fa vedere la mano e ha:

0.06.03 [Joe] <Joe> GG anyways.
0.06.07 [Joe] Joe reveals a Mana Drain
0.06.08 [Joe] Joe reveals a Thirst for Knowledge
0.06.08 [Joe] Joe reveals a Thirst for Knowledge
0.06.08 [Joe] Joe reveals a Mox Sapphire
0.06.08 [Joe] Joe reveals a Force of Will
0.06.08 [Joe] Joe reveals a Mox Pearl
0.06.08 [Joe] Joe reveals a Force of Will
0.06.08 [Joe] Joe reveals a Mana Drain
0.06.10 [Lillo] Lillo reveals a Tangle Wire
0.06.10 [Lillo] Lillo reveals a Smokestack
0.06.10 [Lillo] Lillo reveals a Mishra's Factory
0.06.16 [Joe] <Joe> So rediculous.
0.06.25 [Lillo] <Lillo> lol mana where is
0.06.30 [Lillo] <Lillo> land where are you
0.06.35 [Joe] <Joe> I had three artifact mana in hand when you played chalice.
0.06.49 [Joe] <Joe> Petal and couple moxen.
0.06.51 [Lillo] <Lillo> another game?

Terzo Game

Ovviamente vinco il tiro di dado

0.00.02 [Joe] Joe rolled a 8, using a 20 sided die
0.00.07 [Lillo] Lillo rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die

Partenza poco spanata Lol

0.00.27 [Lillo] Lillo plays Leyline of the Void from Hand
0.00.28 [Joe] <Joe> Kp.
0.00.36 [Lillo] Lillo plays Mishra's Workshop from Hand
0.00.38 [Lillo] Lillo taps Mishra's Workshop
0.00.39 [Lillo] Lillo plays Trinisphere from Hand
0.00.46 [Joe] <Joe> Wow...
0.00.56 [Lillo] <Lillo> yes today is a perfect game day

Quarto game

0.00.40 [Lillo] Lillo plays Leyline of the Void from Hand
0.00.41 [Joe] Joe taps Island
0.00.45 [Joe] Joe plays Mana Vault from Hand
0.00.49 [Joe] <Joe> End my turn
0.00.51 [Lillo] It is now turn 2 (Lillo)
0.00.51 [Lillo] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0.00.52 [Lillo] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0.00.53 [Lillo] Lillo draws a card
0.00.53 [Lillo] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0.00.58 [Lillo] Lillo plays Mox Emerald from Hand
0.01.10 [Lillo] <Lillo> Thinking
0.01.19 [Lillo] Lillo plays Cabal Pit from Hand
0.01.20 [Lillo] Lillo taps Mox Emerald
0.01.21 [Lillo] Lillo taps Cabal Pit
0.01.24 [Lillo] Lillo's life total is now 19 (-1)
0.01.26 [Lillo] Lillo plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
0.01.28 [Joe] <Joe> Ok
0.01.33 [Lillo] Lillo is looking its Library...
0.01.41 [Joe] <Joe> Lotus then tsphere, right?
0.01.48 [Lillo] <Lillo> Smile
0.01.49 [Joe] <Joe> I mean, with your record.
0.01.56 [Lillo] Lillo puts card to Hand from Library
0.01.57 [Lillo] Lillo shuffles library
0.01.57 [Lillo] Lillo stops looking its Library...
0.01.59 [Lillo] Lillo plays Black Lotus from Hand
0.02.00 [Lillo] Lillo taps Black Lotus
0.02.06 [Lillo] Lillo plays Mana Vault from Hand
0.02.14 [Lillo] Lillo plays Dark Confidant from Hand
0.02.16 [Lillo] Lillo puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
0.02.18 [Lillo] Lillo puts Demonic Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0.02.18 [Joe] <Joe> Ok.
0.02.21 [Lillo] Lillo taps Mana Vault
0.02.21 [Lillo] Lillo plays Trinisphere from Hand
0.02.27 [Lillo] <Lillo> Smile
0.02.28 [Joe] <Joe> Screw this.
0.02.33 [Joe] <Joe> Seriously.
0.02.38 [Joe] <Joe> I just can't compete.
0.02.44 [Lillo] <Lillo> ahhahaha
0.03.00 [Lillo] <Lillo> maybe anothere day
0.03.08 [Joe] <Joe> I'm gonna go nurse my wounds.
0.03.20 [Lillo] <Lillo> .9
0.03.28 [Lillo] <Lillo> thx for playing
0.03.32 [Joe] <Joe> You to.
0.03.34 [<System>] <System> Player Lost

ogni volta che gioco tipo 1 su mws becco sephirot menendian e mi faccio grasse risate...questa volta è stato particolarmente spassoso e vi metto il log...

per non farlo lunghissimo vi metto una sintesi...
gioco control slaver e lui il suo solito combo interessantissimo...
game 1 parto con welder thirst e ho slaver nel cimitero, lui fa twister io in risposta switcho slaver quindi se passa stappo e posso attivarla.
a questo punto prova a scombare a caso ma è corto di mana...

Emperor Sephiroth plays Wheel of Fortune from Hand
Wingless Angel now has 9 (+1) counters.
<gogogo> ehm
Emperor Sephiroth puts Grim Tutor to Graveyard from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth puts Mystical Tutor to Graveyard from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth draws 7 cards
<gogogo> wait
Emperor Sephiroth puts Wheel of Fortune to Graveyard from Play
Emperor Sephiroth plays Mox Sapphire from Hand
<gogogo> cheater
Wingless Angel now has 10 (+1) counters.
Emperor Sephiroth plays Badlands from Hand
<gogogo> just 1 colorless mana left
Emperor Sephiroth taps Badlands
Emperor Sephiroth plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<gogogo> u need 2
Emperor Sephiroth taps Mox Sapphire
Emperor Sephiroth plays Cabal Ritual from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
<gogogo> cheaterrrrrr
<Emperor Sephiroth> k
<Emperor Sephiroth> how u feel
<gogogo> cheaterrrrrr
<Emperor Sephiroth> if i let u win?
<Emperor Sephiroth> LOL
<gogogo> cheaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<Emperor Sephiroth> I make u feel better
<Emperor Sephiroth> I let you win
<gogogo> cheaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
<Emperor Sephiroth> 1-o for u
<Emperor Sephiroth> happy?
<Emperor Sephiroth> do u want to win a lil trophy?
<gogogo> yes cause u lost this one
<Emperor Sephiroth> game 2?
<gogogo> sure
<gogogo> g2 sb...lol what a donk...cheating on mws lol

beh nel game 2 succede l'impensabile...io ho una mano spaziale, parte lui...

Emperor Sephiroth draws 7 cards
<Emperor Sephiroth> KP
gogogo shuffles library
<gogogo> I am ready.
gogogo draws 0 cards
gogogo shuffles library
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Emperor Sephiroth's Security Code: 4EDEC280/sb [Type 1.5]
gogogo's Security Code: 8CE9E9CE/sb [Type 1.5]
It is now turn 1 (gogogo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
gogogo shuffles library
<Emperor Sephiroth> I P
gogogo shuffles library
gogogo shuffles library
gogogo draws 7 cards
<gogogo> kp
Emperor Sephiroth plays Black Lotus from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth plays Polluted Delta from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth puts Polluted Delta to Graveyard from Play
Emperor Sephiroth's life total is now 19 (-1)
Emperor Sephiroth is looking its Library...
Emperor Sephiroth puts Underground Sea into play from Library
Emperor Sephiroth shuffles library
Emperor Sephiroth stops looking its Library...
Emperor Sephiroth taps Underground Sea
Emperor Sephiroth plays Dark Ritual from Hand
<gogogo> Ok
Emperor Sephiroth plays Yawgmoth's Bargain from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth puts Black Lotus to Graveyard from Play
gogogo plays Force of Will from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth puts Dark Ritual to Graveyard from Play
gogogo puts Mana Drain to RFG from Hand
gogogo's life total is now 19 (-1)
Emperor Sephiroth puts Yawgmoth's Bargain to Graveyard from Play
gogogo puts Force of Will to Graveyard from Play
<Emperor Sephiroth> End my turn

sostanzialmente lui fetch mare loto rito bargain io force...ci sta.

It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
gogogo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
gogogo plays Library of Alexandria from Hand
gogogo plays Mox Ruby from Hand
gogogo taps Mox Ruby
gogogo taps Library of Alexandria
gogogo plays Chalice of the Void from Hand
gogogo plays Chalice of the Void from Hand
It is now turn 2 (Emperor Sephiroth)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Emperor Sephiroth untaps his/her permanents
Chalice of the Void now has 1 (+1) counters.

io stappo, terra mox calice a 0 calice a 1...tanti auguri.

It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Emperor Sephiroth draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Emperor Sephiroth> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (gogogo)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
gogogo untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
gogogo draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
gogogo plays Island from Hand
Emperor Sephiroth looks at a card
gogogo taps Island
gogogo taps Library of Alexandria
gogogo taps Mox Ruby
gogogo plays Thirst for Knowledge from Hand

passa, io isola e thirst for knowledge...sì avevo una brutta mano.
non ho ancora scartato il titano per ottimizzare il supah-card-advantage che comincia ad impazzire...

gogogo draws a card
gogogo draws a card
gogogo draws a card
<Emperor Sephiroth> actually
gogogo plays Sundering Titan from Hand
gogogo puts Sundering Titan to Graveyard from Play
gogogo puts Thirst for Knowledge to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<gogogo> End my turn
<Emperor Sephiroth> your deck isn't control slaver
<Emperor Sephiroth> yoru deck is 100% random
<gogogo> how does it feels?
<Emperor Sephiroth> Richard Shay doesn't play like that
<gogogo> to loose those games?
<gogogo> i'll tell u...i just don't know who the hell this guy is lol
<Emperor Sephiroth> It feels like i am playing against a lucky noob
<Emperor Sephiroth> LOL
<gogogo> i'm a pro tour player
<gogogo> and i can play
<gogogo> the deck i choose the build i choose
<gogogo> i dont need to netdeck
<gogogo> i'm not a donk like u lol
<Emperor Sephiroth> Richard Shay is better than you
<Emperor Sephiroth> AND
<gogogo> lol
<Emperor Sephiroth> I am better than you
<gogogo> who the hell is this guy?
<gogogo> i play on the Pro Tour dude
<Emperor Sephiroth> You are just lucky player with a blind fold
<gogogo> so im probably better than u and him
<gogogo> u donk
<Emperor Sephiroth> I am more famous than you
<gogogo> lol u are nothing
<Emperor Sephiroth> Richard Shay is popular
<gogogo> u.s. vintage players are donks
<Emperor Sephiroth> STephen MEnendian is even better than you
<gogogo> lol that one is one of the worst
<Emperor Sephiroth> LOL
<Emperor Sephiroth> PRo Tours = noobs
<gogogo> so many insane plays huh?
<Emperor Sephiroth> Pro Tours are for people with no money.
<gogogo> no they're to MAKE money
<Emperor Sephiroth> Pro Tours WORK in tournament.
<Emperor Sephiroth> They have no job
<gogogo> actually i'm a student
<Emperor Sephiroth> no education
<gogogo> i play vintage for fun
<Emperor Sephiroth> Yeah, but where is your brain?
<Emperor Sephiroth> whre is your home?
<Emperor Sephiroth> You have no job no home and no brain
<gogogo> and its funny to
<Emperor Sephiroth> you play magic to make money
<Emperor Sephiroth> I have a job
<gogogo> win vs donks like u
<Emperor Sephiroth> I have a wife
<gogogo> how much did u pay for her?
<Emperor Sephiroth> My wife won Miss Universe
<Emperor Sephiroth> Didn't you see that?
<gogogo> aghaghaghagh
<Emperor Sephiroth> I drive a Ferrari Enzo
<gogogo> miss parallel universe
<gogogo> maybe in some alien planet
<gogogo> a slice of puke would be considered hot lol
<Emperor Sephiroth> Donald Trump is my neighbor
<Emperor Sephiroth> just across the street.
<gogogo> well the fact that u own p9 doesnt make u rich
<Emperor Sephiroth> Anyway, good luck trying to find a life in pro tour.
<gogogo> u donk
<gogogo> i already got a life
<gogogo> prolly better than yours
<Emperor Sephiroth> Try 7x Alpha Black Lotus
<gogogo> and menedian's one
<gogogo> lol
<Emperor Sephiroth> 4x each of beta moxens
<gogogo> useful
<gogogo> as u can play 1x
<Emperor Sephiroth> PLUS
<Emperor Sephiroth> I have ton of FOIL japanese
<gogogo> aaaaa
<gogogo> and u prolly masturbate on those
<Emperor Sephiroth> Some are signed
<Emperor Sephiroth> some are misprints
<gogogo> u re just a little kid masturbating on foil cards
<Emperor Sephiroth> I have a test black lotus card
<gogogo> arent u
<Emperor Sephiroth> I wish I am a lil kid with that kind of money
<Emperor Sephiroth>
<gogogo> u play on mws cause u dont have money to buy real p9
<gogogo> got u?
<gogogo> or u just masturbate while insulting people at random?
<gogogo> cause u cant even talk to a woman cause ur ashamed ur dick is so short
<gogogo> now u tell me that ure a porn actor
<gogogo> or something like that
<gogogo> isnt it
<gogogo> are u there?
<gogogo> already gone?
<gogogo> naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<gogogo> i was having so much fun
<Emperor Sephiroth> oh too bad
<Emperor Sephiroth> didnt u see what i have in mws?
<Emperor Sephiroth> I pimped my MWS up
<Emperor Sephiroth> I got those color pictures, my avatar picture, playmat
<Emperor Sephiroth> even my cards have special effects...the foily shiny one
<Emperor Sephiroth> Anyway...You forgot something...
<Emperor Sephiroth> I am the Emperor.
<Emperor Sephiroth> Italy is my first empire. Right now I own Belgium and Denmark.
<Emperor Sephiroth> France is my next target.
<Emperor Sephiroth> See? I am THE BEST. HAHAHAHA
<System> Player Lost

cioè alla fine non riuscivo più a scrivere perchè ero piegato sulla tastiera...

David suspended Ancestral Visions off his first Island. "We know who's winning this game" replied Cheon.

sempre grasse soddisfazioni da questo genio del male
vi ricordate il mio bellissimo avatar "slams his fist on the table and said "We're going to italy"!"???
Forse sarebbe il caso di farne uno nuovo basato su queste due frasi

niente male davvero

Non riesco a concepire come ci si possa ridurre in queste condizioni...

ROTFL!

ah vado OT:
io cambio nick ogni game e non dico MAI che sono io quindi che nessuno posti mai log di qualcuno che si spaccia per me dato che ho già trovato un botto di gente che si spaccia per altra gente su mws (anche con risultati spassosi lol )

David suspended Ancestral Visions off his first Island. "We know who's winning this game" replied Cheon.

Complimenti King Cock!!
Bravo!!Bravo!!
Ahahahahahahah!!!!!